‘Stand up, little girl / A broken heart can’t be that bad’

AVC: I can’t hear it in my mind, and I won’t ask you to sing it.
AF: You would have to have pictures of me doing obscene and unwelcome things with a series of farm animals before I would sing this song to you. If you can imagine “More Than Words” by Extreme, but played less for laughs, then you have “To Be With You” by Mr. Big.

Here’s a tiny part of The AV Club‘s Hatesong feature “Future Of The Left’s Andrew Falkous hates on Mr. Big’s monster ballad “To Be With You” from earlier this month.